Ten Thoughts To Ponder For 2008

TEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER FOR 2008
----> Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
----> Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
----> Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
----> Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
----> Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
----> Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
----> Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
----> Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
----> Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
----> And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions
of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?