Urdu Translated In Punjabi

URDU TRANSLATED IN PUNJABI
Urdu ko Punjabi mein kaise translate kiya jata hai zara dhyan do:
----> URDU: Maine aapko kuchh nahi kaha
PUNJABI: Main kee teri bund maar lai?
----> URDU: Aap mera kuchh nahi bigaar sakte
PUNJABI: Tu mera lun vee nai phar sakda
----> URDU: Bhaar mei jao
PUNJABI: lun te vaj --- or --- bund mara
----> URDU: Jo marzee karo
PUNJABI: Ja pher bhen chuda
----> URDU: Tum kya kar loge?
PUNJABI: Le phaar le tatte phir?
----> URDU: Main uske liye kuchh nahi
karunga.
PUNJABI: Main uddi bund vee nai maranga
----> URDU: Aap ne mujhe bulaya?
PUNJABI: Ajj maut nu massi kinne akhhaya?
----> URDU: Kya haal hai?
PUNJABI: Kiddan bhai gandu?
----> URDU: Maan jao nahi to aapka bura ho sakta hai.
PUNJABI: Mann jaa bhenchod nai te lorray lag