Ways To Know If You Have PMS

WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS
* Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
* You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
* The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
* Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
* Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-****."
* Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
* You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
* You're counting down the days until menopause.
* You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you
crazy.
* The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday