Heat Of Things
HEAT OF THINGS
Well there's been a lot of complaining , especially in big city fire department over the inclusion in ranks of female fire fighters. The male firemen said it's leading to all kinds of problems on the job.
Recently in Chicago, The fire department finally got a huge fire under control, and the Battalion Chief had all of his men accounted for except Jack Riley and Rosie O'Grady.
After a few minutes' search, the chief looked down an alley, and there's Rosie, leaning over a trash can. Her pants are down to her boots, and Riley is banging away hell bent for leather, ( or in this case rubber ).
The Chief goes epileptic and screams, "What the hell is going on here?"
Riley
says, "Rosie passed out from smoke inhalation."
The chief said, "Smoke inhalation? You're supposed to give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!"
Riley reports, " Well I did, Chief, but in the heat of things, then one thing led to another..."