Sure Signs Of Aging

SURE SIGNS OF AGING
* You sit down to breakfast and hear "Snap, Crackle, and Pop" ... and you haven't even poured milk on your cereal yet.
* You get up to change the TV channel and decide as long as you're up, you might as well go to bed.
* You start complaining that "They're building car seats too darn low!"
* Your ears perk up when a LAXATIVE COMMERCIAL comes on TV.
* You call the place you keep leftovers the "ICEBOX".
* No matter where you sit, no matter where you are, THERE'S ALWAYS A DRAFT ON YOU!
* You complain that the cleaners have started shrinking your clothes.
* You wonder why everyone else is
starting to MUMBLE.
* Lawn care has become a pretty BIG part of your life.
* Your underwear starts creeping up on you ...AND YOU ENJOY IT!
* You start videotaping DAYTIME game shows.
* When you do the HOKEY POKEY, and you "put your left hip out"...IT STAYS OUT!
* One of the throw pillows on your bed is a HOT WATER BOTTLE.
* You think of a "quickie" as napping at a traffic light.