Why

WHY?
----> Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
----> Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
----> Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
----> Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"
----> Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
----> Why is a boxing ring square?
----> Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
----> Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
----> Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
----> Why is it
that rain drops but snow falls?
----> Why is it that to stop Windows 95 or 98, you have to click on "Start?"
----> Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
----> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
----> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
----> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
----> Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
----> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
----> You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
----> Can fat people go
skinny-dipping?
----> Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?