Brigade Commander

BRIGADE COMMANDER
"Commander," the staff officer said to his Brigade Commander as he saluted, "a special message just came in for you from the General. I have it right here."
"Read it to me," the Brigadier ordered.
The Staff Officer read, "You are without a doubt the most idiotic, lame-brained officer ever to command a Brigade in the Pakistan Army."
The commander responded, "Have that communication decoded at once!"