The Girl I Met Was So Easy

THE GIRL I MET WAS SO EASY...
* She's been on her knees more times than Pervez Musharraf.
* She's done more screwing than Black and Decker.
* She's turned more tricks than Harry Houdini.
* She's been boarded more times than Tezgam.
* She's been mounted more often than Trigger.
* She's been with more animals than Marlin Perkins.
* She's entertained more troops than Bob Hope.
* She's been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare.
* She's been turned more ways than Rubik's Cube.
* She's spent more time under men than barstools.
* She's seen more traffic
than the Ravi Bridge.
* She's been under more sheets than the Ku Klux Klan.
* She's had more marines land on her than on Iwo Jima.
* Her body has been declared a national recreation area.
* Her diaphragms come with a service contract.
* She has an IUD with a beeper.
* Her underwear is by Rubbermaid.
* Her pantyhose has a pet door..