Hot Tub Etiquette For Men

HOT TUB ETIQUETTE FOR MEN
1. It's alright to have an erection in a hot tub, but don't float to the surface yelling "Up Periscope"!
2. It's okay to pass a joint while hot tubbing.... it is NOT okay to pass gas.
3. Feel encouraged to whisper words of admiration to the well- endowed blonde soaking next to you, but don't point and exclaim in a loud voice "Hey baby, nice set of Bazookas!"
4. Drink wine or other alcoholic beverages in moderation while hot tubing. DON'T get drunk and suddenly submerge after screaming "Beaver Attack!"
5. A little underwater groping is OK... Groping yourself is not!