Top 10 Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like
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Sunday, October 19, 2008
TOP 10 THINGS TO SAY ABOUT A CHRISTMAS GIFT YOU DON'T LIKE
10. Hey! There's a gift!
9. Well, well, well...
8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes that would've fit.
7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained
fires.
5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
2. To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give
all my gifts to charity.
And the No. 1 Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don't like:
1. "I really don't deserve this."..
