Mike Tyson Jokes

MIKE TYSON JOKES
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
----> Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!
----> Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS.
----> For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA.
----> New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!!!
----> They are making a new boxing term for Tyson....instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!!!"
----> Can't beat
um...Eat um!!!!
----> If Tyson fights Golatta, is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite?
----> In this corner Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield!!!!!!!
----> Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice.
----> Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!