Where You Going

WHERE YOU GOING
Little Johnny's walking down the street one day and an old man stops him and says "where you going lil' Johnny?"
Johnny replies, "I'm going to the pond".
Whatcha got under your arm.
"I got a sack, im gonna catch some ducks" says Johnny.
The old man says, "You cant catch no ducks with a sack, get out of here Johnny".
A few hours later Johnny comes back with a sack full of ducks.
Next day lil' Johnny is walking down the street and the old man asks, "where you going lil' Johnny?"
Lil' Johnny says, "goin down to the pond"
Whatcha got under your arm lil' Johnny?
"I got some chicken wire, for catchin chickens"
The old man replies, "You cant catch no chickens with chicken wire, get out of here lil' Johnny"
A few hours later lil' johnny comes back with a sack full of chickens.
The next day lil' Johnny is walking down the street and the old man asks "where you goin lil' Johnny?"
Lil' Johnny says "goin down to the pond"
The old man asks "whatcha got under your arm?"
Lil' Johnny replies, "A PUSSY WILLOW"
The old man looks at Johnny and says, "Hold on let me get my coat"