Why Fishin' Is Better Than Sex

WHY FISHIN' IS BETTER THAN SEX
* When you go fishin' and you catch something. That's good. If you're making love and you catch something; That's bad.
* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
* In fishing, you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.
* You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie, and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
* You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
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Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing