Advice From An Old Farmer

ADVICE FROM AN OLD FARMER
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
* A bumblebee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about is never going to happen anyway.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier
than putting it back in.