Aging

AGING
-----> Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
-----> The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for
-----> Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
-----> How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
-----> When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
-----> You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
-----> I don't know how I got over the
hill without getting to the top.
-----> One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
-----> Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
-----> Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
-----> If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
-----> Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.. Today, it's called golf
-----> Getting old is soooo hard at times. Yesterday I got Preparation 'H' mixed up with Poli-Grip.Now, I walk funny, but - my gums don't itch!