How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
* When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone & you think, "Somebody needs to slap the shit out of her"...... You need to pray at work.
* When someone comes in & announces, "office meeting in 5 mins," & you think, "what the fuck do they want now?" ...... You need to pray at work.
* When your computer is mysteriously turned off & you want to say, "which one of you sons of bitches turned off my computer?"...... You need to pray at work.
* When you & a coworker are discussing something & a 3rd person comes in & says, "well at my last office...", & you want to throw a stapler at
him...... You need to pray at work.
* When you hear a coworker call your name & the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the hell does this bitch want now?" & you try to hide underneath your desk....... You need to pray at work.
* When you are asked to stay late & help do someone else's work & the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my ass!!".......You need to pray at work.
* When you're in the elevator & it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, & you say "that lazy bastard"..... .You need to pray at work
* When you take some vacation time & come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it & you think, "sorry ass mother
fucker" ....... You need to pray at work.
* If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping, or flattening someone's tires that you work with ......You need to pray at work.
* If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story ........ You need to pray at work.