Blonde's Year In Review

BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW
* January -
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
* February -
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... "duh"....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
* March -
Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ..... box said "2-4 years!"
* April -
Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
* May -
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
* June -
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
slope.
* July -
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
* August -
Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
* September -
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
* October -
Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
* November -
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
* December -
Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year