The Story Of Two Cows

THE STORY OF TWO COWS
----> DUBAI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all the magazines. You create a Cow City or Milk Town for them. You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to resale the nonexistent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract attention.
----> QATAR SYSTEM:
You have two cows. They've been sitting there for decades and no one realized that cows could produce milk. You see what Dubai is doing; you go crazy and start milking the heck out of the cows in the shortest time possible. Then you realize no one wanted the milk in the first
place.
----> SAUDI SYSTEM:
Since milking the cow involves nipples the Gov't decides to ban all cows in public. The there were two options for milking cows. One is to have the cow on one side of a curtain and an Indian guy milking the cow from the other side of the curtain, or to hire females and train them to milk the cows ... the debate is still going on.
----> BAHRAIN SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Some high Gov't official steals one, milks it, sells the milk and pockets the profit. The Gov't tells you that there is just one cow and not enough milk for the people. The people riot carrying Iranian flags and screaming death to the Gov't . The Parliament, after thinking it over for 11 months, decides to employ ten Bahrainis to milk each cow, all at the same time, so cutting back on unemployment.
----> LEBANON SYSTEM:
You have two
cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by Hizbollah.
----> EGYPTIAN SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Both are voting for Mobarak!
----> PAKISTANI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. One is being milked by Army, while the other one is being allotted to some retired General.
----> AMERICAN SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
----> FRENCH SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you wanted three cows.
----> RUSSIAN SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you still have 2 cows. So you
stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
----> BRITISH SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
----> AUSTRALIAN SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You give one to the Americans and one to the British and you go back to shagging sheep!