Top 10 Swimming Pool Pickup Lines
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
TOP 10 SWIMMING POOL PICKUP LINES
10 "I noticed you thrashing around. Would you like to hold onto my floaties?"
9 "You do know how to inflate your raft, don't you? Just put your lips together and blow."
8 "I'm worried about you getting a sunburn. How about I cover you with my body?"
7 "Don't save me! Let me go down three times."
6 "Wanna go back to my place and do something about that shrinkage?"
5 "Come on, I'm a wealthy neglected housewife, you're a pool boy. It's practically required by law that you do me."
4 "Sorry, babe, did I make you all wet?"
3 "Now how'd you
manage to fit that great big thing into that little ol' Speedo?"
2 "Wanna join the 9-foot-deep-end-of-the-pool club?"
and the Number 1 Swimming Pool Pickup Line...
1 "If everybody here accidentally drowned, the first bloated corpse I'd pull out would be yours, sweetheart."
