Yo Mama Jokes

YO MAMA JOKES
* Yo mama's so ugly: she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.
* Yo mama's so ugly: she has to trick or treat over the phone.
* Yo mama's so ugly: she hurt my feelings.
* Yo mama's so ugly: she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.
* Yo mama's so ugly: she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
* Yo mama's so stupid: when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
* Yo mama's so stupid: when she went by the YMCA she said "Hey; they spelled Macy's
wrong."
* Yo mama's so stupid: when she went to take the 44 bus; she took the 22 twice instead.
* Yo mama's so stupid: when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries; she said "Hey Boss; all the small one's are gone."
* Yo mama's so stupid when someone said "Take the trash out;": she moved.
* Yo mama's so old: she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
* Yo mama's so old: she has all the apostles in her black book.
* Yo mama's so old: she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
* Yo mama's so old: she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
* Yo mama's so old: she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
* Yo mama's so nasty:
when I went to your house said what's for dinner; yo mama jumped up on the table; spread her legs; and said "crabs!"
* Yo mama's so nasty: when I went to your house said what's for dinner; yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
* Yo mama's so nasty: when she did the splits; she stuck to the floor.
* Yo mama's so nasty: her tits give sour milk.
* Yo mama's so nasty: I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
* Yo mama's so fat: when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted; she said the one on the roof.
* Yo mama's so fat: when the police showed her a picture of her feet; she couldn't identify them.
* Yo mama's so fat: when yo father fell in love with her he got
lost.
* Yo mama's so fat: when your father mounts her; his ears pop.
* Yo mama's so fat: Yo father didn't know whether to fuck her or take the burro ride down.