Definitions And Cool Meanings

DEFINITIONS & COOL MEANINGS
* Cigarette
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
* Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such away that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
* Dictionary
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
* Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
* Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
* Opportunist
A person who starts taking a bath if he acciden-tally falls into a river.
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Criminal
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught..
* Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.