Dumbass

DUMBASS
When Dick the dumbass teen went to the urologist complaining of discharge dripping from his penis, the doctor took one look and told him he had V.D.
"No way," said the shocked young lad, blushing terribly. "It's gotta be a cold."
"Call it what you like, dude," said the dick doctor. "But we'll have to treat it like the clap until it sneezes."