Feel Good But Smell Awful

FEEL GOOD BUT SMELL AWFUL
George Bush wakes up one morning, showers and puts on his best suit ready for another hard days bullshitting. Catching sight of himself in the mirror he thinks "By God, George, you're looking good this morning."
He admires the fine cut of his suit and the sparkle of his smile, and takes a deep breath. "Feeling good too" he notes.
Sitting at breakfast Laura says, "You're looking really good this morning George."
"I feel good too." responds George.
"But you're not smelling too good dear." comments Laura.
George takes a sniff. "Hmmm. You're right there." he says worriedly "I am smelling a bit rough." He finishes his breakfast, downs his
coffee and heads for his private office.
"Good morning." he grins at his secretary.
"Yes it's a beautiful morning" she replies "and you're looking really good."
"Why thank you I feel good too." replies George flexing his arms.
"Oh George!" cries his secretary "You may look good and feel good but you smell awful!"
Worried, George visits his doctor. "Doc I have a problem." he says "I look good and feel good but I smell awful!"
The doctor consults his medical textbook scanning quickly through..."Look good ... yeah ... feel good ... yeah ... smell awful ..."
"Ah .. that's it George, I have the answer ... You're a CUNT"