Men - You Know When You Are Getting Old
MEN - YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE GETTING OLD
1. You sit on the toilet for 2 hours and you can't shit or jackoff
2. Most of the spam email you get is about cremation services
3. Your dick is getting smaller and your balls are filling up your pants
4. Piss stains are outnumbering cum stains in your underwear
5. Your belt level is above your tits