Nuns

NUNS
Some nuns were walking down the steps of a church when a young priest walked up and into the church nodding to them.
"That father James, he's a rascal."
"Sister Anna what do you mean?"
"Well, he opened his pants one day when I was confessing and told me that his penis was the staff of life, and hand me pull it"
'Well, said the other nun, He told me it was Gabriel's horn and made me blow it!.