Insults For All Occasions

INSULTS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
* You are so stupid, that you sit on the TV and watch the couch!
* You were so ugly when you were a child, your mamma had to tie a porkchop around your neck just so the dog would play with you!
* You're so ugly that when you looked out the window, you got arrested for "mooning."
* You're so ugly that when you went for a job application in a haunted house they said, "No proffesionals allowed!"
* You're so poor you stuck your key into the front door and killed four people in the hall!
* You're so poor, your front and back door are on the same hinge!
* You're so stupid that you returned a donut because it had a
hole in the middle!
* If I had a dog as ugly as you, I would shave his butt and make him walk back-wards!
* Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?