Directions

DIRECTIONS 1. Start at London Heathrow Airport. 2. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport. 3. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport. 4. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles. 5. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles 6. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles 7. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles 8. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles 9. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles 10. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles 11. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles 12. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles 13. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8
miles 14. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles 15. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles 16. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles 17. Arrive at the centre of town. scroll down Now that's the way to fucking Amarillo! SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .