Pubic Hair

PUBIC HAIR
On Saturday, we attended a party at a friend's house.
While we were drinking, a couple told a story about their sex life and the woman said to her husband "Your DICK is so tiny that your pubic hair is even longer than your DICK".
While evrerybody was laughing, I interjected by saying..... "THAT IS WHY I TRIM MY PUBIC HAIR SO THAT MY WIFE CAN SEE MINE
BETTER".