You Know You're A Redneck When..

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN . .
* You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
* Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
* You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
* The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
* Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
* You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
* A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000.00 worth of improvements.
* You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
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You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
* You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
* Someone tells you that you've got something in your teeth, so you take them out to see what it is