Bumper Stickers You Missed Because You Were Driving Too Fast

BUMPER STICKERS YOU MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING TOO FAST.
* Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
* If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
* Horn Broken. Watch For Finger.
* The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
* I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
* So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
* Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
* If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
* Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
* Illiterate? Write For Help.
* Honk If Anything Falls Off.
* Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
* He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
* I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
* You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
* I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
* Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
* (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
* Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
* Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
* If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
* Ax Me About Ebonics.
* Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
* Boldly Going Nowhere.
* Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For
Eating His Animal Friends.
* Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
* How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
* GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
* All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER :
* Politicians & Diapers Both Need To Be Changed, And For The Same Reason.