If Men Were In Charge Of Weddings

IF MEN WERE IN CHARGE OF WEDDINGS
- There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" until the cops showed up.
- Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors.
- June weddings would be scheduled around basketball play-offs.
- Vows would mention cooking specifically, but omit that "forsaking all others" part.
- The couple would leave the ceremony in a souped up '71 Charger or some other Mopar with racing tires and flame designs on the side of the car. Better yet,a Harley!
- Big, slobbery dogs would be eligible for the role of "Best Man."
- There would be "Tailgate Receptions."
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Ceremonies would be short and honeymoons would be long.
- Ceremonies and honeymoons would be inexpensive compared to the cost of the bachelor party.
- Favors would be matchbooks and cigars. Better yet, free drink passes at the local lounge.
- Instead of a sit-down dinner or a buffet, there would be a hog roast or buckets of chicken, pizza and plenty of bar-b-que.