Sally At The Pearly Gates

SALLY AT THE PEARLY GATES
Sally had lived a good life, having been married four times.
Now she stood before the Pearly Gates.
The angel at the gates said to her, "I see that you first of all married a banker, then an actor, next a pastor and lastly an undertaker. Why? This does not seem appropriate for a Christian woman."
"Oh yes it is," Sally replied. "It's one for the money, two for the show, three to make ready and four to go." "