Too L-L-L-Lonnnngggg

TOO L-L-L-LONNNNGGGG
Man goes to a doctor because he thinks his penis is simply way too long. It makes it hard to get into clothes comfortably; it sometimes scares the ladies too. It also seems to impair his speech.
After his consultation and exam, the doctor schedules him for surgery to shorten his penis a remarkable seven inches, leaving seven in place.
The patient says, " D-d-doctor, d-do y-y-yooou t-thhink I willll b-b-be h-happpy a-afterr t-thhe s-s-s-surg-gery? "
The doctor assures him he'll find the normal life easier to deal with once the surgery is performed.
But at the post-operative visit, the patient says, "Doctor, I can't believe I lost my studder since the surgery! It is
remarkable. But, I have to say I do miss the extra length! Is there anyway you could re-attach what you took off?"
"N-n-nooooo w-w-waaay-y- y-y-y!," replied the doctor!