Ek Goli Shikari

EK GOLI SHIKARI
Jungle mein ek sher tha Sher bahut harami tha, sexy tha.. wo Jungle ke kisi bhi janwar ko laga deta tha...
Paas ke Gaonwale log darr gaye, sochane lage agar sher aise hi sabko lagata raha to saare sher hi paida ho jayenge ..
Ek bahut famous shikari the uska naam tha "Ek Goli Shikari" because wo ek hi goli mein kisi ko bhi maar deta tha...
Usko bulaaya gaya sher ke shikar ke liye...
Sher ki to phat gayi na bhidu... sher bhi hoshiyaar ho gaya...
Aakhir ek baar sher shikari ko dikh hi gaya .... aur shikari ne fire kiya..... "DHAAYAA..."
Sher apani chalaki se bach gaya.... ab to shikari ke paas doosari goli bhi nahi
thi...
Shikari ki phat gayi, wo sochane laga aaj to sala maar hi dalega...
Lekin nahi sher hansne laga ... ha ha ha ha ha....
Sher ne usko bulaaya " idhar aa bhenchod, idhar aa...
Shikari gaya...
Sher ne bola chal khol ke jhuk ja...
Shikari ne waisa hi kiya ...
Sher ne shikari ki acchhi tarah bajaayee... aur shikari ko zinda chhor diya...
Shikari utha......ma ki, hikari ko bahut bura laga bhenchod sher ne gaand maari,,,, is sey acha to saala meri jaan hi le leta....
Shikari ne socha isse to badala loonga hi....
6 mahinay baad shikari bahut practice karke wapas aaya... jungle mein sher ko dhoondhte hue...
Sher ko pata laga ki ek goli shikari phir aa gaya hai... to wo bhi shyana ban gaya....
Phir ek din shikari ne sher ko gaaon ke paas hi pakar liya aur goli chala di... "DHAAAY".....lekin sher phir bach gaya...
Phir se sher ne saare gaaon walon ke samane shikari ki gaand maari....
Shikari ko to laga ki ab khud kushi kar loon.... lekin phir usne socha ab to sher ne gaand maar hi li hai.. to ab to mai sher ko maar ke hi rahoonga...
Phir shikari 1 saal baad aisi practic karke aaya ki agar wo aankh band karke bhi goli maare to nishane pe lage....
Phir sher hoshiyaar ho gaya...
Shikari ne sher ko dekha jaate hue aur uske lund ko nishana bana kar goli maari...
Sher ko bhi usi samay moot aaya tha to usne taang utha di mootane ke liye,..
To sher phir bach gaya...
Phir shikari ne socha oh shit aaj bhi gaand
maarega....
To sher ke bolane se pahele hi shikari ne kapare utaar diye aur jhuk gayaa,...
Sher hansa ha ha ha ha ha ..... Idhar aa madarchod idhar aa...
Shikari dar dar ke gaya...
Sher ne kaha "abe bhosadi ke sach bataa... too yanha shikar karne aata hai ki..............