Hakim's Medicine

HAKIM'S MEDICINE
Chirag Shah has a very small penis. He has tried every cure ... but it's still like a moongphali (peanut). One day he visits a Hakim with a miracle cure.
The Hakim gives him a bottle of his magic pills- "take only one a day for a month" says the medicine man.
Chirag Shah is too impatient and swallows all 30 tables at once. He watches his member grow, and grow, and grow from the overdose. His body cannot cope with the demand and he, Chirag Shah, dies 2 hrs after consuming the bottle. He is buried the next morning.
His dick has grown 3 feet by now, it is 'cut off' and buried beside him. The Hakim's medicine is just too potent ... the dead man's penis keeps growing, even in his grave.
The graveyard's caretaker sees it grow out of the ground the next morning, he cuts it off and buries it beside the body. It's time for another crop that very evening. The caretaker couldn't be bothered with this constant upkeep. He exhumes the body and buries it face down. Now it can grow all it wants he thinks.
Week later around midnight- a man is walking by the graveyard when he sees a bunch of
ghosts huddled together outside the graveyard. An emergency meeting of sorts it appears. Some are sitting on the pulliya with looks of despair.
"Kya baat hai bhai sahib ... bare pareshaan ho" (you look worried, what's the matter)
"Kya batayen bhai sahib ... saree umar gand maraaye, socha tha marne ke baad chain se so sakenge ... lekin yahaan bhi hamari gand mari ja rahi hai!"