Laughter

LAUGHTER
1. College mein chemistry ka lecture chal raha tha. Teacher ne ek ladki se poocha, What are nitrates?
Larki sharmate hue boli-Sir they are costlier than day rates!
2. Man trying to avoid doc fee after eye operation says he can't see.
Doctor asks a sexy nurse to undress in front of him.
He again says, I can't see.
Doc asks nurse to open her legs.
Again he says I can't see.
Doc replied- Maadirchod toh Lund Kaise kharra ho gaya..?
3. Ek teacher classroom mein bachon ko daantey hue bola 'Mein jab naram hota hoon toh bahut naram hota hoon aur jab sakhat hota hoon toh bahut sakhat hota
hoon.'
Ek bachey ne jawab diya'Sir aap toh bilkul mere Lund jaise ho'!
4. Ques:Why do girls put on weight after losing VIRGINITY?
Ans: Beacuse every Banana contains 108 Calories.....!!!
5. A man keeps his new born son's name Musharraf. Why?
Taaki mein duniya ko bata sakun ki mein roj Musharraf ki maa chodta hoon.
6. A man sees a girl wearing T shirt which reads HANDLE WITH CARE.
Next day he wears a jeans which says CANDLE WITH HAIR.
7. Mother ask daughter. How is your married life? Daughter shyly shows her British Airways Ad. Mother reads the Ad and is shocked. It said-7 days a week, twice a day, Bothways!
8. Samundar kinare baithe hain, lehar kabhi to aayegi,
kismat badle na badle ....GAAND TOH DHUL JAYEGI .!