Mixed

MIXED
Q: Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai ....
A: Rabridevi ka laloo prasad
Q: What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........
A: Ek bigartee hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigartee hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai
* Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisee machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tilian test karke laya hu.
* Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
* Sardar found answer
to most difficult question questioned ever What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
* A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today........
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for more.
* Sardar runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto.
Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
Sardar : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !