The Ultimate List Of Pick Up (Throw Up) Lines

| Wednesday, June 17, 2009

THE ULTIMATE LIST OF PICK UP (THROW UP) LINES
1. That shirt looks very becoming on you...of course if I were on you I'd be coming too.
2. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please?!
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
4. Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
5. Is you father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!
6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
7. That dress looks nice...of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner.
8. Are you lost
ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
9. Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.
10. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that that pops up!
11. Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge or call you?
12. (Check female's shirt tag)... Just as I thought, made in heaven.
13. Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.
14. Pardon me Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours.
15. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
16. Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?
17. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
18. My face is leaving in 10 minutes...are you gonna be on it or not?
19. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't you name Gretchen?
20. Do you have any Filipino in you? Would you like some?
21. If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
22. I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?
23. Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?
24. Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
25. If you and I were squirrels, could I but a nut in your hole?
26. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
27. That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
28. (Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if
I help?
29. That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
30. Hey baby, you wanna see something swell?
31. Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples...
32. Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers.
33. I love every bone in your body...especially mine.
34. (With hands on shoulders) OH, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
35. Pardon me, are you in heat?

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