The Whys Of Men

THE WHYS OF MEN
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
- because they are plugged into a genius.
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
- they don't have enough time.
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
- they don't stop to ask directions.
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
- because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock. (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
- so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.
6.
WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
- you need a rough draft before you make a final copy.
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
- don't know.....it's never happened. (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
- because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.