Adultery

ADULTERY
"Adultery," said Joseph, "is nice.
If once is alright, better twice.
This doubling of rations
Improves my sensations,
For the pleural of spouse, friend, is spice."
An elephant from hilly Tibet
In his cage one day wouldn't get
So his keeper quite near
Rammed a hose in his rear
And invented the first jumbo jet.
Said an ovum one night to a sperm,
"You''re a very attractive young germ
Come join me, my sweet,
Let our nuclei meet,
And in nine months we'll both come to
term."