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Musharraf walks into a high-class disco and asks a hooker, “What its going to cost him for a good time?”
She replied, “Mr Prez, if you can raise my shirt as high as the cost of fuel, lower my pants as low as the wages, get your dick as hard as the present times are for the ordinary people, get me warmer than my apartment in summer and fuck me as hard as you fucked this nation for the last 7 years, then Mr Prez, this fuck’s free".