I'm Thirsty In Aussie

I'M THIRSTY IN AUSSIE
* "I'm dry as a dead dingo's donger."
* "I'm drier than a nuns nasty."
* "I'm dry as a fuck with no foreplay."
* "I'm as dry as a pommie's bath mat."
* "I'm as dry as a bulls bum going up a hill backwards."
* "I'm drier than an Arab's fart."