Missing Bill Clinton

MISSING BILL CLINTON
---> Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1- He played the sax.
Number 2- He smoked weed.
Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
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---> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with
"Clinton Soup," in honor
of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
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---> Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.
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---> When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
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---> American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly.
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---> Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's
finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.
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---> Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.
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---> The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
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---> Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.