Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life
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Friday, July 3, 2009
SEVEN MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMAN'S LIFE
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor -
Who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist -
Who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman -
Who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser -
Who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer -
Who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker -
Who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose
interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter -
Who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"........
