Ways To Know If You Have Estrogen Issues

WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE ESTROGEN ISSUES
- You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
- The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
- Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
- You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-."
- Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting-practice
- You're convinced there's a God and he's a gay male.
- You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
- The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday."