Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike

WHY IS SEX LIKE RIDING A BIKE?
* You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
* It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
* You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
* It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
* You can do it by yourself, but its usually not as much fun.
* It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
* It's best to have a soft place to land.
* You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
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If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and
wait for them.
* Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
* Once you learn, you never forget how.
* If you fall off get right back on.
* If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
* Remember to signal before you change direction.
* Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
* Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
* Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.