Bloopers

BLOOPERS:
Hershey Bars Protest
Please excuse Connie from gym class today as she had difficulty breeding
Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks.
Please excuse Clarance from being absent from school the past few days. He was home sick from an operation. He had penis trouble and had to be serpent sized.
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Headline: Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.
Please excuse Jane Monday,
Tuesday and Wednesday. She had an absent tooth.
Please excuse my daughter's absence. She had her periodicals.
"And now this tip from the American Red Cross. In case of drowning lay the girl ... lay the drowning victim on her back, and try mouth-to-mouth breeding ... (Gulp) breathing.
Attend today and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.