Broken Off Engagement
BROKEN OFF ENGAGEMENT
Sharon tells her best friend Ruth, "I've broken off my engagement to Monty."
"Oh Sharon," says Ruth, "I'm so sorry. Why?"
"Because my feelings towards Monty have changed - they just aren't the same anymore," replies Sharon.
"So tell me," whispers Ruth, "are you giving him back the engagement ring?"
"No I'm not," replies Sharon, "my feelings towards the ring haven't changed."