DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR DAD SAYING THIS (or was it Mom)
* Ask your mother.
* Close that door!
* Were you raised in a barn?
* I let you win.
* Because I said so. That's why!
* Big boys don't cry.
* We're not lost. I'm just not sure where we are
* When I was your age,
* It's only blood.
* Don't you know any normal kids ?
* Now you listen to ME, mister!
* It will stunt your growth.
* A little dirt never hurt anyone, just wipe it off
* Enough is enough!
* Don't make me stop the car!
* Why didn't you go before we left the house ?
* Get your elbows off the table!
* Wipe your feet!
* I told you, keep your eye on the ball.
* Who said life was fair? .
* Sit up straight
* Think you're smart, do you?
* You call that a haircut?
* Do you think t'm just talking to hear my own voice!
* "Hey" is for horses.
* This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.
* Turn off those lights. Do you think we're made of money?
* Don't give me any of your lip, young lady! - What are your intentions with my daughter?
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You call that noise "music?"
* Do what I say, not what I do. ,
* What's so funny?
* Wipe that smile off your face.
* If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.
* Am I talking to a brick wall?
* You throw like a girl.
* Young ladies do not sweat; they perspire.
* I'm not sleeping, I was watching that
* What keeps those jeans of yours from falling off?
* Don't believe everything you hear and only half of what you see.
* What do you think I am, a bank?
* What part of NO don't you understand?
* I don't care who is going !!
* You're not leaving this house dressed like that!
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If you're gonna be dumb, you've better be tough.
* Didn't your teacher learn you anything?! -
* You can marry a rich guy just as easily as you can a poor guy.
* Hey, do you hear me talking to you?
* You know you're always gonna be Daddy's little girl.
* I'm not watching television. I'm resting my eyes.
* Don't use that tone with me!
* If I catch you doing that one more time, I'll...
* Act your age.
* Two wrongs do not make a right.
* What did I just get finished telling you?
