Serious Crash

SERIOUS CRASH
A Mississippi gal, Daisy Mae, was involved in a serious crash; there's blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag her out of the car till she's lying flat out on the ground.
Medic: OK, I'm going to check if you have a concussion.
Daisy Mae: Ok
Medic: Ok then how many fingers am I putting up
Daisy Mae: Oh my god I'm paralyzed from the waist down!